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Retirement . . . is when you stop living at work and begin working at living.
Author Unknown

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire.
Samuel Johnson

Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Author Unknown

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Winston Churchill

Enjoy every retirement day as if it was your last and one day you will be right about it.
Author Unknown

Retire from work, but not from life.
M. K. Soni

I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul.
Douglas MacArthur

There is a whole new kind of life ahead, full of experiences just waiting to happen. Some call it retirement. I call it bliss.
Betty Sullivan

Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead

Funny Retirement Quotes

Retired - Someone who knows it all and has way too much time on his hands to tell you.
Author Unknown

Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.
Author Unknown

One of the problems of retirement is that it gives you more time to read about the problems of retirement.
Author Unknown

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret

Working people have a lot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work.
Clarence Darrow

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
Author Unknown

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Gene Perret

The money's no better in retirement but the hours are!
Author Unknown

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to tell the difference.
Author Unknown

I have retired, un retired, and retired again all in the past 10 years. I find the biggest trouble with having NOTHING to do is . . . you can't tell when you are done.
Author Unknown

Retirement: No Job, No Stress, No Pay!
Author Unknown

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
Gene Perret

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
Author Unknown

Job Related Retirement Quotes

He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
Author Unknown

When you see some people work you wonder what they'll do in retirement.
Author Unknown

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
Author Unknown

In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
Author Unknown

I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
Author Unknown

The company gave me an aptitude test and I found out the best work I was best suited for was retirement.
Author Unknown

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Professor Scott Elledge

When is the right age to retire? When you dread going to work.
Mary Bright

The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.
Author Unknown

Retirement: When you have given so much of yourself to the Company that you don't have anything left that the company can use.
Author Unknown

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.
Hartman Jule

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff

Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!
Bill Kalmar

Money Related Retirement Quotes

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
George Foreman

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
Author Unknown

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
Author Unknown

I never stopped doing anything when I retired, I stopped getting paid for it.
Bill Chavanne

The key to a happy retirement is to have enough money to live on, but not enough to worry about.
Author Unknown

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody Allen

You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.
Tennessee Williams

It is better to live rich than to die rich.
Samuel Johnson

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
Voltaire

I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!
Author Unknown

Retirement: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!
Author Unknown

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Gene Perret

A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.
Harry Mahtar

Golf Related Retirement Quotes

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
William Wordsworth

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
Tommy Bolt

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Phyllis Diller

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Gene Perret

Retirement Quotes About Men and Women

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Ella Harris

Age Related Retirement Quotes

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Herbert Asquith

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Branch Rickey

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.
Greer Garson

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind - it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

To the unlearned, old age is winter; to the learned, spring.
Author Unknown

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Author Unknown

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.
Author Unknown

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope

You have to put off being young until you can retire.
Author Unknown

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns

Thoughtful Retirement Quotes

Never regret growing old; not everyone has that privilege.
Author Unknown

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers

Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
Author Unknown

Retirement, a time to do what you want to do, when you want to do it, where you want to do it, and, how you want to do it.
Catherine Pulsifer

Sometimes it's hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.
Anonymous

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Malcolm Forbes

As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.
Earl Nightingale

Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.
Catherine Pulsifer

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Harry Emerson Fosdick

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Arthur E. Morgan

We've put more effort into helping folks reach retirement age than into helping them enjoy it.
Author Unknown

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
Author Unknown

I'm not retiring from life, just a job.
Author Unknown

Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials - much to live on and much to live for.
Author Unknown

Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. Before you retire, save. Before you die, give.
William A. Ward

Most people perform essentially meaningless work. When they retire that truth is borne upon them.
Brendan Francis

Fear no more the heat o the sun, nor the furious winter's rages. Thou thy worldly task hast done, home art gone and taken thy wages.
William Shakespeare

There are so many other interesting ways to spend your time. I feel like early retirement is a gift, but it's such an incredible gift. It's a gift I need to use.
Martha Felt-Bardon

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it.
Bernard Baruch