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Inspirational Retirement Quotes
Retirement . . . is when you stop living at work and begin working at living.
Author Unknown
Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire.
Samuel Johnson
Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Author Unknown
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Winston Churchill
Enjoy every retirement day as if it was your last and one day you will be right about it.
Author Unknown
Retire from work, but not from life.
M. K. Soni
I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul.
Douglas MacArthur
There is a whole new kind of life ahead, full of experiences just waiting to happen. Some call it retirement. I call it bliss.
Betty Sullivan
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
Funny Retirement Quotes
Retired - Someone who knows it all and has way too much time on his hands to tell you.
Author Unknown
Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.
Author Unknown
One of the problems of retirement is that it gives you more time to read about the problems of retirement.
Author Unknown
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret
Working people have a lot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work.
Clarence Darrow
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
Author Unknown
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Gene Perret
The money's no better in retirement but the hours are!
Author Unknown
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to tell the difference.
Author Unknown
I have retired, un retired, and retired again all in the past 10 years. I find the biggest trouble with having NOTHING to do is . . . you can't tell when you are done.
Author Unknown
Retirement: No Job, No Stress, No Pay!
Author Unknown
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
Gene Perret
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
Author Unknown
Job Related Retirement Quotes
He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
Author Unknown
When you see some people work you wonder what they'll do in retirement.
Author Unknown
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
Author Unknown
In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
Author Unknown
I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
Author Unknown
The company gave me an aptitude test and I found out the best work I was best suited for was retirement.
Author Unknown
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Professor Scott Elledge
When is the right age to retire? When you dread going to work.
Mary Bright
The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.
Author Unknown
Retirement: When you have given so much of yourself to the Company that you don't have anything left that the company can use.
Author Unknown
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.
Hartman Jule
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff
Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!
Bill Kalmar
Money Related Retirement Quotes
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
George Foreman
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
Author Unknown
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret
Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
Author Unknown
I never stopped doing anything when I retired, I stopped getting paid for it.
Bill Chavanne
The key to a happy retirement is to have enough money to live on, but not enough to worry about.
Author Unknown
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody Allen
You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.
Tennessee Williams
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
Samuel Johnson
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
Voltaire
I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!
Author Unknown
Retirement: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!
Author Unknown
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Gene Perret
A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.
Harry Mahtar
Golf Related Retirement Quotes
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
William Wordsworth
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
Tommy Bolt
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Phyllis Diller
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Gene Perret
Retirement Quotes About Men and Women
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Ella Harris
Age Related Retirement Quotes
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Herbert Asquith
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Branch Rickey
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns
I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.
Greer Garson
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind - it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
To the unlearned, old age is winter; to the learned, spring.
Author Unknown
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Author Unknown
Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.
Author Unknown
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope
You have to put off being young until you can retire.
Author Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns
Thoughtful Retirement Quotes
Never regret growing old; not everyone has that privilege.
Author Unknown
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
Author Unknown
Retirement, a time to do what you want to do, when you want to do it, where you want to do it, and, how you want to do it.
Catherine Pulsifer
Sometimes it's hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.
Anonymous
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Malcolm Forbes
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.
Earl Nightingale
Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.
Catherine Pulsifer
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Arthur E. Morgan
We've put more effort into helping folks reach retirement age than into helping them enjoy it.
Author Unknown
A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
Author Unknown
I'm not retiring from life, just a job.
Author Unknown
Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials - much to live on and much to live for.
Author Unknown
Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. Before you retire, save. Before you die, give.
William A. Ward
Most people perform essentially meaningless work. When they retire that truth is borne upon them.
Brendan Francis
Fear no more the heat o the sun, nor the furious winter's rages. Thou thy worldly task hast done, home art gone and taken thy wages.
William Shakespeare
There are so many other interesting ways to spend your time. I feel like early retirement is a gift, but it's such an incredible gift. It's a gift I need to use.
Martha Felt-Bardon
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it.
Bernard Baruch
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